February 2012
5 posts
Takut
Me: di dunia ini gue cuman takut sama Tuhan, orang tua, dan ulet bulu
Dika: satu lagi ketinggalan
Me: apaan?
Dika: jomblo
Me: HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sore throat
*Di angkot, ceritanya mau turun*
Me: ehmm..kkhhhhr...
Angkot: *tetep jalan*
Me: ..kkkhriiiiiihhhh
Angkot: *jalan terus*
Me: khiiiiih....hhhh......
Angkot: *makin kenceng*
Me: ...
Ibu-ibu sebelah: *kasian* *prihatin* bang bang kiri bang
Me: hhhh mkkhhsiiihhh....
Ibu-ibu sebelah: iya hati-hati ya, neng
Otak & Hati
Kalian tau lovebirds?
Yaudah kalo tau bagus.
Ngga, gue ngga akan pake filosofi lovebirds.
*sentuh jangkrik*
Oke, oke, fokus.
***
“Kenapa sih kamu gampang banget ngebatalin janji sama aku?”
“Ya abis gimana tiba-tiba males”
“Males?”
“Iya, males”
Males.
Males.
Males.
Males.
Kata sifat yang satu itu terus muter-muter di...
January 2012
8 posts
@mine
Me: am thnkin abt changing my twttr usrname
Him: into what?
Me: @mesha or sth
Him: come on....
Me: heheheh
Him: @demesh
Me: stfu
Him: @dmsh
Me: yeah keep suggesting
Him: @deameshum
Me: asshole.
Him: lol i try my best
Me: gaaaah u're not helping
Him: @mine
Me: dudeeeee
Him: @hisbecauseihavetriedsohardtogetyoubackandmakeyouminebutiscreweditupandfailedatall
So, Tell Me Why You Do Want a Divorce?
HUBBY: I can’t stand her attachment to Facebook. She just can’t stop checking it every five bloody minutes!
WIFEY: Oh, you can’t stand it because your buddy tagged you that photo where you were clearly staring at that slut’s boobs!
HUBBY: I did not stare at her boobs. It’s a stupid angle! You’re the one who added random hot guys with six packed tummies as your *friends* in Facebook.
WIFEY: Hello! Everybody knows that they are gays! I did that only to tell you to go to the gym!
HUBBY: Oh, I love the way you communicate to your husband.
WIFEY: Don’t teach me how to communicate, you BlackBerry-addict! You and your constant obsession with the number of your followers on Twitter!
HUBBY: I’m a marketing guy, for God’s sake! I’m manning my corporate’s Twitter account! I told you that a thousand times!
WIFEY: And, that’s why you lock your own personal Twitter account and never accepted my following request?
HUBBY: I accepted you once, but then you unfollowed me. Remember?
WIFEY: I unfollowed you, because you never followed me back.
HUBBY: I never did that because I know you only use Twitter to do stupid chat with your friends.
WIFEY: Oh, and you do serial tweets on just whatever, from dinosaurs to the history of China! Just blog it if you wanna brag your Wikipedia knowledge, will ya’?!
HUBBY: Just like you brag about your interplanetary fashion styles in Blogspot?
WIFEY: I. Am. The. Best. Fashion. Blogger. In. Town! I have to appear weird! You are so unbelievably childish!
HUBBY: Talk to my hand!
WIFEY: I tried. I can’t. Your hands are busy with your BlackBerry.
OKAY, OKAY! Please, stop! Let’s start from the beginning. Where did you two meet for the first time?
HUBBY & WIFEY: Friendster.
-Ve Handojo-
Bertahan
Me: dimana? masih di Serang?
Zilkha: ngga, udah bertahan.
Me: hah? udah bertahan gimana maksudnya?
Zilkha: kan kata kamu serang, nah Zilkha bertahan, ngerti?
Me: oh ngelucu itu tuh?
Zilkha: asem..
Itsaaaah twoooo thousaaaaand aaaaand...
“Happy new year 3012! From the future me, yeaaah you all still stuck in 2012? I’m at 3012 bbm-ing and tweeting using my thought controlled blackberry, while driving my convertible Mustang GT hovercar …. Enjoy 2012 peeps! And hope that the mayans are wrong and 2012 won’t fuck us up and kill us all!”
Bhahah. That was a broadcast message which sent last night by Dj...
December 2011
3 posts
“Hidup itu ujian, selesai gak selesai harus dikumpulkan”
– Akbar
November 2011
3 posts
The Pelay
Him: hey miss singkatan gaul, any new word?
Me: yes!! its delcon.
Him: del…wut?
Me: delcon. DELete CONtact in bbm
Him: omg.
Him: eh pelay nih rese deh
Me: hah? pelay?
Him: PEnding& deLAY
Me: -_____________-
TFTYJMMD
Me: i found a new singkatan gaul.
Him: apa?
Me: TFT
Him: stand for...
Me: Thanks For Today
Him: which means....
Me: they say it when they had such a great day/time w/ someone. i think.
Him: got it.
Him: TFTYJMMD
Me: huh?
Him: Thanks For Today, You Just Made My Day
October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
5 posts
Pacar yang Terlantar
*(17/09/11) lagi break dan pada makan KFC*
Ghina: *ngunyah ayam* sekarang udah jam 6 ya? ih aku kasian lah sama pacar aku, dari tadi aku telantarin gara-gara sibuk gini..
Me: *makan dengan brutal* wah kasian, sms aja sekarang..
Ghina: hapenya di tas nih, jauh kan males ngambil.
Me: mmmmh...EH YA AMPUN LUPA SMS PACAR AKU TADI PAGI BELUM DIBALES! HAH!!! HAPE! BUTUH HAPE!!!! ADUH HAPE AKU DI TAS JUGA SAMA!! JAUH PULA!!!!! AAAAAARGH!!!! TELEPON KOIN MANA YA?!?!!! PUNYA RECEH GAK???!?! *ngejatohin ayam*
Ghina: *pasang muka kasian*
Jarum Diantara Tumpukan Jerami
*lagi pada makan baso sama es pisang ijo*
Nadiya: Aduh si Kiki tuh yah sempurna bangetlah, bego aja kalo ada cowo yang sia-siain dia.
Putri: Ya emang sih Kiki tuh cantik, pinter, jago bahasa Inggris, baik, sopan, jago nyanyi, main gitar sama keyboard juga dia bisa.
Nadiya: Emang, kalo kata pribahasa sih bagai jarum di tumpukan jerami..
Dysa: Tapi kasian kalo dia udah ngumpul sama begundals (Dea, Nadiya, Dysa, Ulfa, Putri, Lele, Deta, Dhita) soalnya jadi kebawa autis..
Deta: Berarti kita jeraminya dong??
Semua: *ngakak*
Me: Hahahahahaha, ih jerami banget, emas diantara berlian aja ih, jadi kita berliannya......
Nadiya: Tapi kan kalo berlian tuh bisa pecah gitu...
Me: Ya terus?
Dysa: Ngga apa-apa ih jerami tuh berguna tau, bisa buat atap kalo belum pake genteng, jadi kita tahan panas-panasan!
Semua: *ngakak*
Putri: Tapi jerami kan makanan sapi.......
Semua: *ngakak*
Deta: Eh iya tau kan sapi bisa dimanfaatkan daging sama susunya, jadi kita berguna sebagai jerami!
Lele: Iya tapi kita cuman numpuk aja gitu ngehalangin jarumnya...
Ulfa: Ngehalangin si Kiki kalo ngumpul sama kita gitu ya?
Lele: Iya terus kan kalo udah gak kepake bakalan dibakar trus kita hangus deh.
Dysa: Ih udah biarin ih berguna jerami tuuuuh!
Me: Ambil sisi positifnya aja ya...
Semua: *ngakak*
#P.s: Kiki itu temen sekelas waktu duduk di kelas X-6, orangnya emang kaya gitu, beda (jauh) sama kita-kita.
August 2011
2 posts
Status BBM
Dika: pasang status bbm nama pacarmu ini dong gimana sih...
Me: oke oke, ninno dika sandhyputra, gitu?
Dika: panjang amat.. coba ilangin hurup vokalnya
Me: nnndksndhyptr, gitu?
Dika: jelek amat --" coba tambahin lope-lope gitu biar agak romatis
Me: nnndksndhyptr ♥ ?
Dika: makin jelek ya -__-
Me: emang jelek nama kamu mah ('-' ) ( ._.)
Dika: bangke..nih ya coba aku pasang nama kamu di status bbm
Me: sok sok
Dika: dea mesha, ?
Me: flat abis..coba ilangin hurup vokalnya juga
Dika: d........dmsh
Me: pendek amat -______-
Dika: ya siapa suruh namanya pendek
Me: ih!!!! tambahin lope-lope kek apa kek
Dika: oke..... dmsh ♥ ?
Me: ...
Dika: gak ada yang beres -,-
(˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩ƪ)
Pernah nonton ‘termehek-mehek’ di Trans TV? Itulooooh reality show yang ceritanya macem-macem, mulai dari cewe yang nyari cowonya, anak yang nyari bapaknya, dan lain-lain.
Trus pernah ngga nonton episode orang tua yang nyariin anaknya? Gimana endingnya?
Gue baru aja ngalamin satu.
Tadi sekitar jam 7 malem gue sekeluarga pergi ke rumah sodara yang ada di daerah Banjaran sono. Pas...
July 2011
7 posts
HAPPY FASTING TUMBLR!
Juice 2 ya!
Yesterday was the most idiyet day. Heres the situation:
(Location: Cihampelas Walk)
Me: jadi mau makan dimana?
Nadiya: terserah
Dhita: yaudah yu kita keliling dulu nyari tempat
(20 mins later)
Dhita: mau disini aja? (pointing at *beeep* cafe)
Me: yaudah deh pegel nih
(Then we asked a table for 10)
Us: (sit down) (opening menu)
Us: …
Leva: eh harganya….
Us: …
Ulfa:...
“Kalo lo udah pacaran sama satu orang, dan ternyata di tengah hubungan itu lo...”
– Havi
March 2011
6 posts
1 tag
I don't love you.
like i did yesterdaaaaaaay!
Wanna burp?
1 tag
People insult you. People put you down for no...
+10000000 !!!!!
Wanna burp?
1 tag
Don't make decisions when you're mad, and don't...
agree :-D
Wanna burp?
Kategori BBM 2an sama.....
Dea: tuh kan kamu juga bikin kategori 2an kayak gini sama si Kelvin!
Dhita: tapi aku mah statusnya jelas!
Dea: ................. *mikir* sialan!
Dhita: kenyataan, ngapain kesel. Emangnya kamu sama si *peeep* jelas statusnya?
Dea: ........... *tinju*
“Why can’t you want me like the other boys do?
They stare at me while I...”
– Flight Facilities
January 2011
27 posts
Fans
*di kelas*
Dea: apa sih put ngeliatin aja, ngefans ya?
Putri: ih males
Aku: mending ngefans ke aku ya put dari pada sama si Dea
Putri: ih males
Anak-anak: *ketawa*
aku: -_______-