| Me: | am thnkin abt changing my twttr usrname |
|---|---|
| Him: | into what? |
| Me: | @mesha or sth |
| Him: | come on.... |
| Me: | heheheh |
| Him: | @demesh |
| Me: | stfu |
| Him: | @dmsh |
| Me: | yeah keep suggesting |
| Him: | @deameshum |
| Me: | asshole. |
| Him: | lol i try my best |
| Me: | gaaaah u're not helping |
| Him: | @mine |
| Me: | dudeeeee |
| Him: | @hisbecauseihavetriedsohardtogetyoubackandmakeyouminebutiscreweditupandfailedatall |
| HUBBY: | I can’t stand her attachment to Facebook. She just can’t stop checking it every five bloody minutes! |
|---|---|
| WIFEY: | Oh, you can’t stand it because your buddy tagged you that photo where you were clearly staring at that slut’s boobs! |
| HUBBY: | I did not stare at her boobs. It’s a stupid angle! You’re the one who added random hot guys with six packed tummies as your *friends* in Facebook. |
| WIFEY: | Hello! Everybody knows that they are gays! I did that only to tell you to go to the gym! |
| HUBBY: | Oh, I love the way you communicate to your husband. |
| WIFEY: | Don’t teach me how to communicate, you BlackBerry-addict! You and your constant obsession with the number of your followers on Twitter! |
| HUBBY: | I’m a marketing guy, for God’s sake! I’m manning my corporate’s Twitter account! I told you that a thousand times! |
| WIFEY: | And, that’s why you lock your own personal Twitter account and never accepted my following request? |
| HUBBY: | I accepted you once, but then you unfollowed me. Remember? |
| WIFEY: | I unfollowed you, because you never followed me back. |
| HUBBY: | I never did that because I know you only use Twitter to do stupid chat with your friends. |
| WIFEY: | Oh, and you do serial tweets on just whatever, from dinosaurs to the history of China! Just blog it if you wanna brag your Wikipedia knowledge, will ya’?! |
| HUBBY: | Just like you brag about your interplanetary fashion styles in Blogspot? |
| WIFEY: | I. Am. The. Best. Fashion. Blogger. In. Town! I have to appear weird! You are so unbelievably childish! |
| HUBBY: | Talk to my hand! |
| WIFEY: | I tried. I can’t. Your hands are busy with your BlackBerry. |
| OKAY, OKAY! Please, stop! Let’s start from the beginning. Where did you two meet for the first time? | |
| HUBBY & WIFEY: | Friendster. |
| -Ve Handojo- |
3 weeks ago - 
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Epic….
3 weeks ago - 1
1| Me: | dimana? masih di Serang? |
|---|---|
| Zilkha: | ngga, udah bertahan. |
| Me: | hah? udah bertahan gimana maksudnya? |
| Zilkha: | kan kata kamu serang, nah Zilkha bertahan, ngerti? |
| Me: | oh ngelucu itu tuh? |
| Zilkha: | asem.. |
We are a couple.
i’m fucking serious.
Ini teman saya, @anisaip, kalau dia sakaw sama cimol depan Griya Buahbatu, dia bakalan kaya gini:
3 weeks ago - 1
1
Itsaaaah twoooo thousaaaaand aaaaand…
“Happy new year 3012! From the future me, yeaaah you all still stuck in 2012? I’m at 3012 bbm-ing and tweeting using my thought controlled blackberry, while driving my convertible Mustang GT hovercar …. Enjoy 2012 peeps! And hope that the mayans are wrong and 2012 won’t fuck us up and kill us all!”
Bhahah. That was a broadcast message which sent last night by Dj Echa to me.
Anyway,
Gue cape ngomong bahasa inggris.
Apa sih yang 2011 udah kasih buat lo? Pencapaian? Target yang gak kekejar? Kecengan yang belum sempet dijadiin pacar? Pernah digantungin? #EHBOGAKTERIMACURHATCOLONGANYA
Tunggu,
*buka playlist*
( ► LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem)
Ebtw udah pada bisa ngeshuffle belom? #pentingabis
Apa ya, mungkin 2011 ini tahunnya gue jadi…….semakin tidak terkendali.
Makin sering ngider.
Makin sering ngebantah omongan orang tua.
Makin turun nilai rapot.
Makin gemuk. #hehe
Makin sering nikung. #EH
Makin sering digantungin. #NAHKANCURHAT
Makin sering minum. #minumsusu
TAPI!
2012 ini gue mau jadi orang yang lebih berguna buat orang yang dianggep orang berguna sama orang-orang yang berguna.
Amin.
Jadi inti dari bacotan gue yang gak berintin ini,
SELAMAT TAHUN BARU DUA RIBU DUA BELAS!
Regards,
Mesha kece.
*sigh*
The Pelay
Him: hey miss singkatan gaul, any new word?
Me: yes!! its delcon.
Him: del…wut?
Me: delcon. DELete CONtact in bbm
Him: omg.
Him: eh pelay nih rese deh
Me: hah? pelay?
Him: PEnding& deLAY
Me: -_____________-
| Me: | i found a new singkatan gaul. |
|---|---|
| Him: | apa? |
| Me: | TFT |
| Him: | stand for... |
| Me: | Thanks For Today |
| Him: | which means.... |
| Me: | they say it when they had such a great day/time w/ someone. i think. |
| Him: | got it. |
| Him: | TFTYJMMD |
| Me: | huh? |
| Him: | Thanks For Today, You Just Made My Day |
Another lame drama
